Thursday, January 31st
BostonNow, Sports section:
"Super Bowl Sunday: Could it be a new cardiac health hazard?"
Ok, so I don't know about you, but when I think about Super Bowl Sunday I think about pizza, wings, egg rolls, beer, big screens, big men...
I mean what else can you do while watching padded men pound each other into the ground, but eat fatty greasy foods while dodging clenched fists and beer spills..?
So while riding the T to work this morning, I picked up the small, almost tabloid-ish paper, BostonNow. It has mini-articles and sudoku...that's about it. However, this article in particular was warning me about my Sunday plans...because if I'm not careful, I could wind up in the ER with a heart attack! Yikes! :)
Rules on how to avoid a close call on Sunday:
#1. Take meds as prescribed.
(Check. Hair, skin and nails vitamin will be ingested)
#2. Avoid tobacco smoke and fatty meals.
(Hmmm..tobacco? Check. Fatty meals? Are you serious? I'm not going to have any sustenance on Sunday!)
#3. Get plenty of sleep the night before.
(Sleep? What's that??? Boston doesn't sleep! The Puritans didn't sleep, so WE don't sleep!)
#4. Don't over-exert yourself.
(What does that mean exactly, over-exert? Are they talking punching holes in the wall or grunting too hard?)
#5. Limit yourself to one drink for a woman and two for a man.
(Haha! Now that's a silly rule! How can you yell belligerent nonsence to the refs if you're sober?)
#6. Try "not to get too angry with the refs."
(I don't know what the quotations symbolize, yet it must mean something other than what it says...I'm so confused! Haha!)
So there you have it folks! The rules for Super Bowl Sunday! If I end up hearing about any of you in the hospital from over-exertion or fatty meal syndrome...I'll know who you really listen to! And on the other hand, if I hear about any of you in the hospital, I'll cheers to you and say, "Way to go for "referee-focused angriness!" as I slather my lips with wing sauce.
:)
Go Patriots!
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