Thursday, June 12, 2008

A Lesson in Life


Question.


What do you do when you're waiting for someone to come out of a bathroom in the back of a grocery store and that someone turns out to be a rather large fellow with a blue wife beater and track shorts too short to match that says, " Aw man! Don't go in there! I'm sorry...uh...really.. is there some air freshener back here? (as he rummages through dirty hoses and paint supplies) Really, I've just had a hard day and well my, you know... (as he grabs his robust belly and gives it a jiggle) I'm sorry, ah I gotta go..."

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So I thought to myself, well should I go in anyway? Can I just hold my breath? Not breathe through my nose? Do I have to go that bad? Hmmm...he is quite a large species...I'm sure he could create a rather large specimen...What do I do?!

I didn't have to go that bad.

There are just those times, I suppose, that 'just holding it' is necessary. :)

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